The family dog: "We're going for a walk! We're going for a walk! I can't stop freaking out, we're going for a walk!"
"Please share some of your food, I'm starving, I have it bad. I have it so rough. I haven't ate in weeks."
The cat: "What are you looking at? When I'm ready to eat, I'll let you know."
"Now that I woke you up, I'm gonna go lay down."
"Unless you're about to give me some treats, don't talk to me."
The guinea pig: "Wheek! Wheek! Everyone is trying to eat me, wheek!"
"Can't....stop....eating....!"
"Does this fat make me look fat?"
The hamster: "Where's my cheerio? I just saw it yesterday, someone help me find my cheerio."
"One of these days I'm breaking outta here. After my nap."
The cranky parrot: "It's mine, don't touch my stuff, it's all mine."
"Leave me alone..go on, get outta here, ya bothering me.."
The rabbit: "Meah.... whateva.."
The fish: "Food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food.....thanks....I'm dead, goodnight.."
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