Sunday, July 8, 2018

Animal Quotes

The family dog: "We're going for a walk! We're going for a walk! I can't stop freaking out, we're going for a walk!"

"Please share some of your food, I'm starving, I have it bad.  I have it so rough.  I haven't ate in weeks."

The cat: "What are you looking at?  When I'm ready to eat, I'll let you know."

"Now that I woke you up, I'm gonna go lay down."

"Unless you're about to give me some treats, don't talk to me."

The guinea pig: "Wheek! Wheek! Everyone is trying to eat me, wheek!"  

"Can't....stop....eating....!"

"Does this fat make me look fat?"

The hamster: "Where's my cheerio?  I just saw it yesterday,  someone help me find my cheerio."  

"One of these days I'm breaking outta here.  After my nap."

The cranky parrot: "It's mine, don't touch my stuff, it's all mine." 

"Leave me alone..go on, get outta here,  ya bothering me.."

The rabbit: "Meah.... whateva.."

The fish: "Food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food.....thanks....I'm dead, goodnight.."